Meet You at Circular Quay, originally uploaded by Connie Arida.

Australia Day 25Th Jan 2010

A Lesson For New Australians

The Connster sidled up to Bhelle, while sucking a tinnie dry.
She sat on down and crushed the can,
Between her (substantial) thighs.
"I'll tell ya this 'Ol Sheila, and this one's fer free"
As she ripped the ringpull from another Tinnie.
Sucking on her cig, she began to relate,
how Aussies are usually, everyone's mate.
"Except for Abo's and Chinks and Wops
And little brown people with mismatching socks
And Americans and Poms, and almost anyone you see
'Cos we are egalitarian,
and hate everyone equally."

Our National Anthem ( as it should be sung)

Uploaded by Connie Arida on 19 Jan 10, 4.01AM PST.